The Row

Got your SU ID to get to the party
Friends in the frat with which to get naughty
Twenty-one to drink, so they think
But all the freshmen are puking in the sink

So what did you expect?
This is college
Tap the keg
Screw your knowledge
Learning to be the social elite
Books can come later, just cheat

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You need to take a study break
So grab your SU ID and fake
Hit the Row 'cause there you know
Beer and booze will forever flow
Oh whoa oh oh...
Oh whoa oh oh...

You're a nerd in class, getting kicked in the ass
Homework 'till four, can't feel your brain anymore
You forgot how to sleep
EBF's not cheap
Stalked all week by a Facebook freak

Friday's finally here
Monday's nowhere near
Throw down your bag
And you're craving a beer
But you start to cry when the stock's run dry
There's one more place to try

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Kappa Sig, Sigma Nu
Sigma Chi and Xanadu
SAE, 680
BOB, Jerry, and Zap
Get high, Theta Chi
Play Halo at Phi Psi
Hold tight, we might
Make it to Friday night

(Chorus)

Oh whoa oh oh...
Oh whoa oh oh...
Oh whoa oh oh...
Oh whoa oh oh...
Let's go!