Drunk Girl

I went to a party last saturday night
I thought that everything would be alright
I wouldn't be the drunk, being sober was fine
I wouldn't be a problem, no not this time

But I got to the party and the music was loud
And for once I was nervous in a crowd
I couldn't bring myself to jump on the dance floor
So I said I'd have one shot, but no more

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Well I'm the drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk-drunk girl
Yeah you know the one
I'm so frickin' happy
'Cause I love everyone
I'm the drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk-drunk girl
Drinking beer 'till it's all done
I'm the drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk-drunk girl
But at least I'm lots of fun!

Well one drink turned to three or four
Three or four turned to just a few more
After just a few more, you know what happened then
And if you do, can you fill me in?

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I don't know what happened
I wasn't that gone
Next thing that I knew
I woke up on your lawn
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie
But I needed my beer, I was just too damn shy

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